Privacy Policy & Legal Stuff

Whoa, A Privacy Policy? Yes, Because Apparently, I Need One.

Alright, here’s the deal: I run this website, and while I’d rather just focus on making art, the internet gods demand I explain what happens with your data. So, let’s keep this simple and (hopefully) not too boring.

What Info Do I Collect?

Stuff You Give Me – If you contact me or sign up for anything, I’ll have whatever details you share (like your email or name). I promise not to ask where you went to school or your childhood pet’s name.

Stuff My Website Collects Automatically – Like most websites, mine keeps track of basic stuff like page visits, what browser you use, and other boring-but-useful analytics data. I use this to see what people like (or don’t like) so I can make things better.

Cookies – Not the tasty kind, unfortunately. These little digital bits help the site run smoothly and remember things, like whether you’ve accepted cookies (how ironic). You can turn them off, but the site might get grumpy.

What About Purchases?

I sell some of my goods through third-party shops (like Etsy, Printful, Spreadshirt). If you buy something, those platforms handle the payment and any personal data related to the transaction. I don’t see your payment details, so if you have any concerns about that, check out their privacy policies to see how they handle your info.

How Do I Use Your Info?

To run the site and keep it functioning.

To understand what’s working and what’s not.

To respond if you message me (because I’m not psychic—yet).

I might send an email now and then, but only if you’ve actually signed up for that kind of thing.

Who Else Sees Your Info?

I don’t sell your data. Ever. That’s just shady.

Third-party services (like website analytics) might process some basic data, but they’re not getting anything juicy.

If the law requires it, or if the robots take over and demand all user data, I guess I’d have no choice. But let’s hope that doesn’t happen.

Your Choices

You can always ask me what info I have on you and request I delete it.

You can block cookies in your browser if you don’t like them.

If you’re signed up for emails and change your mind, unsubscribing is easy (no guilt trips, I promise).

Changes to This Privacy Policy

If I update this, I’ll make it obvious. No sneaky changes buried in tiny text.

Questions?

If anything here confuses you, or you just want to say hi, you can contact me at [your email]. I promise I won’t use your email to spam you with bad jokes (unless you ask for that sort of thing).

Cool? Cool. Enjoy the site!